Things That Made Me Laugh Today…

Hey, friend. Sorry if I’ve been MIA today. I had to take some time off to run some Christmas errands, so I’ve been out and about. I was thinking of you, though, ’cause I saw a few things that made me laugh, like this sign…

You know it’s the truth! I saw it at some random tchotchke store at the Corte Madera village mall today, but I know I’ve seen something similar on Etsy.

ANZEIGE

I also ran into Z Gallerie to see if there were any Christmas ornaments on sale (not yet, darn) and saw this plate, which totally made me crack up.

#word #stretchypants #pajamajeansyo
Then, at urban Outfitters, this book…

On my must-read list
Haha! It makes me think of the time my friend Cindy’s grandma mistakenly turned the channel to MTV and was very confused by the Peaches & cream video by 112 (she actually asked, “Is this a commercial for fruit?”).

Also, FYI, this is what happens when your husband makes you go to REI to look at knives for the bajillionth time. You notice things…

Highlight those inner corners, Bear Grylls!
Things like how dirty Bear Grylls is on this package for a survival knife… notice how his face is muddy, but his arm is not?

ANZEIGE

So seltsam. It almost looks like he’s doing a Glam glow mud mask?

And why are the inner corners of his eyes and lower lash lines totally mud-free? Was he purposefully leaving them lighter to brighten his overall look? because if so, big ups, Mr. Bear Grylls! I highlight my inner corners, like, every day. klappt wunderbar.

Is this dude ever clean?
Anywho, I hope you had a nice day today. Onward to Friday!